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The President seems to be doing everything right. The economy continues to grow, unemployment is under control, our national defense appears to be in-tact, and we appear to be carrying out sound foreign policy. So this is the only issue that the President's political enemies seem to be able to come up with (other than campaign finance violations which everybody who has ever been elected to anything in Washington seems to be guilty of). This is it? This is the big scandal? "Whitewater?"...ooooh...(yawn). Who cares about something that happened over ten years ago in Arkansas that has absolutely no bearing on the President's ability to run the country? I, for one, do not. Obviously the majority of American voters do not either, or we would all be curling up in front of the fireplace and lighting up our cigarettes to watch President Dole give the nation's State of the Union Address each winter. So can we please fire Kenneth Starr for wasting too much of our taxpayer dollars and let him go to that lucrative position he turned down earlier this year (would we really have missed him that much?), let the grand jury get on with their lives, and let the President run the country. From now on, let's leave issues which have anything to do with whitewater to the American Canoe Association. Until next time...